Life in the Garden

Matters of Life and Death

Cube World

Undercover Assignment

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Life is strange right now.

The current undercover assignment is both amusing and frustrating.

Here’s what I can reveal.

There are an alarming number of humans on the streets at 4:30 AM jogging, walking, and biking. Also, the brightest star is visible in the eastern sky at that hour. It is Hamal? Or Venus perhaps? Please advise. It’s blinding!

Three Beautiful Things:

    1. Sunrise at 7:00-ish.
  1. Sunglasses at 7:30 AM.
  2. Starting to enjoy the ride.

Intensive morning shot of D. Might help with the SAD.

Assimilation:

I’m learning how to “swipe” after 20 years of not punching a clock.

Khaki is not my color, but allows me to blend into the masses.

Sometimes a strict dress code can be good.

“30 Seconds & Break.” Translation: (and today’s tip) Keep the chatter to a minimum. This is an interesting concept, but not widely practiced where I come from.

Note to self: need a CPR refresher and instruction on how to use defibrillator.

Bottom line: It’s all good! Have a great week!

Confessions of a Small Bidnez Owner

On a recent undercover assignment in the WORLD of the living, we attended our first staff meeting in three years. Scheduled at 3 PM, we burned two precious hours on attendance, and determining the color khaki.

Not Stone. Khaki.

In my other world, we’re a small company.

Lately, our meetings haven’t been as productive.

The best part? Morning staff meetings on the lawn with Me, Myself and I.

“Present!”

Meet our Advisory Team: Shad and Rock.

“Present!”
Urn Garden advisory team

Me: This morning’s agenda….

A-Team: Let’s play ball!

Me: That sounds good, but let’s get serious a minute and think!

A-Team: About?

Me: Cash Flow, streamline distribution….my next great idea.

A-Team: We’d rather sniff a pole.