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Undercover Assignment

October 22, 2007 urngarden.com

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Life is strange right now.

The current undercover assignment is both amusing and frustrating.

Here’s what I can reveal.

There are an alarming number of humans on the streets at 4:30 AM jogging, walking, and biking. Also, the brightest star is visible in the eastern sky at that hour. It is Hamal? Or Venus perhaps? Please advise. It’s blinding!

Three Beautiful Things:

    1. Sunrise at 7:00-ish.
  1. Sunglasses at 7:30 AM.
  2. Starting to enjoy the ride.

Intensive morning shot of D. Might help with the SAD.

Assimilation:

I’m learning how to “swipe” after 20 years of not punching a clock.

Khaki is not my color, but allows me to blend into the masses.

Sometimes a strict dress code can be good.

“30 Seconds & Break.” Translation: (and today’s tip) Keep the chatter to a minimum. This is an interesting concept, but not widely practiced where I come from.

Note to self: need a CPR refresher and instruction on how to use defibrillator.

Bottom line: It’s all good! Have a great week!

Filed Under: Confessions, Cube World, Fitness, mental health Tagged With: Cube World, dress code

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  1. Open Season at Life in the Garden says:
    November 7, 2007 at 9:15 AM

    […] Changing of the Seasons: On location at undercover assignment I noticed a little tension regarding lobby decorations. Image is everything. Manager was resisting the urge to tear down the beautiful fall vignettes created and bring in Christmas. I watched the dynamics unfold until she was convinced to relax and enjoy the fall color. Ditch the withered mums and relax. […]

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