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Confessions of a Small Bidnez Owner

September 6, 2007 urngarden.com

On a recent undercover assignment in the WORLD of the living, we attended our first staff meeting in three years. Scheduled at 3 PM, we burned two precious hours on attendance, and determining the color khaki.

Not Stone. Khaki.

In my other world, we’re a small company.

Lately, our meetings haven’t been as productive.

The best part? Morning staff meetings on the lawn with Me, Myself and I.

“Present!”

Meet our Advisory Team: Shad and Rock.

“Present!”
Urn Garden advisory team

Me: This morning’s agenda….

A-Team: Let’s play ball!

Me: That sounds good, but let’s get serious a minute and think!

A-Team: About?

Me: Cash Flow, streamline distribution….my next great idea.

A-Team: We’d rather sniff a pole.

Filed Under: Confessions, Cube World, Fitness, Pets Tagged With: Confessions, Cube World, dress code, Pets

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  1. Deidre Blair says

    September 6, 2007 at 4:33 PM

    Oh my gosh your blog just had me laughing so hard..I love your sense of humor!!!

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