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Fountain of Youth Revealed

August 27, 2008 urngarden.com

At the part-time job, I have a lot of interaction with seniors. Earlier this week, I encountered a beautiful lady who I would never have guessed her age at 70 +. Beautiful firm skin, not a line on her face, and physically fit. Naturally, I want to know her beauty secrets.

1. Palmolive Soap. No night creams, no moisturizers. Just soap and a washcloth.

Does she stay out of the sun? No.

Does she wear sunscreen? No.

Does she smoke? No.

Does she consume alcohol? Hell yes!

Does she watch her diet? She eats a lot of pork rinds.

Does she have good genetics? I think so.

The talk turned to marriage and she revealed she’d been married 56 years. “It gets easier. ” she said.

“Tell me”, I replied.

“Keep your mouth shut” she answered.

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