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At Least He Didn’t Hit My Shed Full of Explosives

December 17, 2008 urngarden.com

Or the air conditioner.

It’s the morning rush in the hood and the teenagers are getting it sideways on their way to school. Who am I to talk, I was on the downhill slide last night and skidded right past my turn.

At least I didn’t bite the curb.

Lead-foot moved his car only to reveal another spin out. One of the neighbors stepped out wearing her pink cowgirl pajamas and started snapping pix.

Today’s tip for better living: Ease Off the Gas

Filed Under: Confessions, Cube World Tagged With: icy roads, life in the garden

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