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Pimp My Scooter

August 22, 2007 urngarden.com

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As more and more of our senior associates ease into the Jazzy Chair and find ways for Medicare to pay for it we realize that there might be an after market opportunity to pimp your mobility scooter.

We’ve mentioned our neighbor who trolls the garden on his scooter. He now has his unit rigged for trash collection and walnut harvesting. I’ve seen him getting off-road to explore and beautify the environment. He gets it on two wheels at times and smokes the tires.

The Scooter Store site appears to market to men, but accessories are limited.

Cup holder: check

Safety Flag: check

Canopy: check

Cargo holds: limited

Off Road knobby tires: limited

Roll cage: n/a

Flared fenders: n/a

Top of the line power chair features joystick steering, two-12 volt batteries of cold cranking amps, peaks at 4.5 mph and travels 25 miles max on a full charge.

How much does a power chair cost?

from the scooter store site:

Our power chair models start at around $6000; however the amount you pay depends on your insurance. For example, because the amount Medicare will pay is different for nearly every state, your out-of-pocket amount will vary if you qualify for Medicare reimbursement.

Today’s tip for better living: Take it to the streets!

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  1. Burning Man 2007 at Life in the Garden says:
    August 31, 2007 at 7:27 PM

    […] Pimped Jazzy mobility chair seen at Burning Man. […]

  2. Good Friday at Life in the Garden says:
    September 21, 2007 at 7:12 AM

    […] Local News: 9/21/07 6:50 AM. Live shot on the KY3 parking lot.  Maria Neider in heels, skirt and full face helmet smoking hot on souped-up go cart/jazzy chair.  Leaving Mr. Paul Adler in her dust.  That girl can ride! […]

  3. I Don’t Want to be a Blog Whore at Life in the Garden says:
    October 30, 2007 at 3:38 PM

    […] So even when we have a block, and get all fussy about it, the good news is this social experiment has resulted in professional contacts being made, positive feedback from families we’ve served and buying trends based on posts, oh and people all over the world looking for information on souped up jazzy chairs. Is it a coincidence? Somehow it feels like part of the plan and we’ll see what develops. […]

  4. Stump Protector at Life in the Garden says:
    December 12, 2007 at 8:29 AM

    […] We saw a stump protector up close this am. Ronnie is checking out and going to Iowa to stay with his sister and wait for his leg. He’s got a wheelchair, walker, but no jazzy chair. He’s been in the hospital over a month and he’s ready to break out. […]

  5. The Great Social Media Experiment Pt. 2 | Life in the Garden says:
    April 24, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    […] the Jazzy Chair gets lookers from all over the world, mostly Europe. Surprising. Evidently, I’m not the only […]

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