Dead Celebrity News:
Maxim mag has the dead sexy look this month as they style our favorite deceased celebs (oh John-John) in clothes they wouldn’t be caught dead in!
- Kurt Cobain
- Tupac Shakur
- JFK Jr.
- John Holmes- ewwww!
- Bob Marley
- John Gotti
Speaking of magazines and photoshop horrors: We’re ready for our close-up and want to be airbrushed right away. This particular clip (trt: 3:24) was influenced by the Poison music blaring in the background.
Not a Poison fan here, but I did get sucked into the horrifying Brett Michaels Rock of Love marathon this weekend. Horrifying, because I couldn’t look away. From the VH1 promo: “ Women around the world have worshiped Bret Michael’s as a veritable Rock God.”
Brett Michaels is never seen without eyeliner, a bandanna or cowboy hat….. we suspect hair extensions as well. I always get BM mixed up with Vince Neal.
Again, I ask….Where Have All The Smart People Gone?