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Forgive Me

May 23, 2007 urngarden.com

Unprofessional posting and real life observations:

The t.v. commercial says you can be mobile- “Don’t wait until you fall- Get a Jazzy Chair!”

But what if you fall out of your Jazzy Chair?

One of my neighbors buzzes the neighborhood on his scooter. He’s a big man, and frankly I think he needs something with a little more horsepower.

Well, I happened to be looking out the window when I saw him round the corner, get it on two wheels, try to save it by going “off-road” and then finally tipping over. Forgive me, but I laughed.

He recovered, did a burn out and motored off into the sunset.

Speaking of taking it to the streets: Let’s just put it out there and see what happens.

Sorry for the blue pix, shot thru my windshield in traffic.

Sunday night is must see T.V. for two more weeks….until the Soprano’s season finale.
We’ve watched for several seasons, but recently had a revelation about the lyrics to the Soprano’s theme song. This verse in particular:

But you’re one in a million
You’ve got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a blue moon in your eyes.

All this time I thought it was:

But you’re one in a million
You’ve got that shotgun shine.
Born under a bad sign,
With a boom boom in your eyes.

Boom-boom made sense, like somebody got their eye shot out.

Ok, I just cracked myself up. Back to work.

Today’s tip for better living: Slip something past the censors.

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