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Service Monkey

April 23, 2007 urngarden.com


We realize that we need three people for the price of one….

Personal Assistant

ESSENTIAL DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES:

  • Graphics, Web Design, Search Engine Optimization, Assist in creating presentations, sales materials and online creative ads
  • Logistics Manager
  • Building Maintenance (includes grounds keeping)
  • Culinary Chef

KNOWLEDGE/ SKILLS/ EDUCATIONAL REQUIREMENTS

  • Ability to make sound business decisions and exhibit detail orientation
  • Ability to follow up and adapt quickly in fast-paced digital industry
  • Strong organizational skills and ability to prioritize
  • Maintain effective interdepartmental relationships and foster a positive workforce environment
  • Must represent with professionalism and integrity
  • Clean driving record.
  • Background in plumbing, electrical, and carpentry helpful
  • Must own your own tools.
  • Multi-lingual, preferably in the languages of English, Chinese (Cantonese) and Hindi. Spanish is helpful.
  • Good hand-eye coordination.
  • Works well without supervision and can anticipate my every movement.
  • Ability to translate and execute the science of nutrition into everyday quick consumable products.

While performing the duties of this position, the employee is required to walk, stand, use hands to finger, handle or feel; reach with hands and arms climb or balance; stoop, kneel, crouch or crawl and talk and hear. Regularly required to sit or stand, reach, bend and move about the facility.

Working Conditions: Work is performed in a controlled atmosphere. Some exposure to atmospheric conditions may be encountered.

Today’s tip for better living: Swallow your pride.

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  1. Bored With Myself at Life in the Garden says:
    May 10, 2007 at 8:21 AM

    […] Also spotted was at first glance, an ugly baby.  Then we realized it was a monkey.  The realization didn’t kick in until we were well past and no time for pictures.  Service Monkey perhaps?  Where can I get one? […]

  2. Confessions of A Small Business Owner Pt. 3 at Life in the Garden says:
    November 19, 2007 at 7:08 AM

    […] Some marketers say it’s give you “credibility”, I look at it as an expensive image and brand building campaign. So, I guess I need to repost my call for a service monkey personal assistant who will work for food. […]

  3. Big Buddha Bud at Life in the Garden says:
    December 30, 2007 at 11:05 AM

    […] Where’s my service monkey? […]

  4. Don’t Touch The Service Monkey at Life in the Garden says:
    August 6, 2008 at 11:49 AM

    […] You know I want one. […]

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